party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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