I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Having a random hookup so left but love u
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
