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BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I would fuck him just for his dog
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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