found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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