She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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