plz talk dirty to me
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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