I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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