then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
