I want to make a zoo with you.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.