I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON