i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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