what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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