My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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