Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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