you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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