Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
only you would photoshop your dick
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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