problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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