he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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