break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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