Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I just gargled with NyQuil
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
