just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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