he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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