Christians are straight up FREAKS
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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