yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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