Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
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