Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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