DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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