This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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