I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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