i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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