What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I just blew my weed a kiss
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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