Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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