If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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