He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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