I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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