Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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