Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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