Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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