My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
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my nose is crying tears of wow.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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