he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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