why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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