i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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