oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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