i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
