I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
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She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.