I cannot find my penis.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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