You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
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I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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