you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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