Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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