quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Randomize
