uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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