it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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