But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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