i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
so let's talk penis.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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