id be glad to
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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