I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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