i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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