Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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