Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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