Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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