Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
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