I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Randomize
